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When one covers there penis is guacamole and anally inserts their penis into the woman
Person 1: Yo man i gave this bitch a mexican washing machine!
Person 2: Did she scream?
A man who makes weird noises believing in fact, he is a human washing machine.
Is that a human washing machine in your house Dan?
Nah.
Don't lie to me Dan.
Ah yes we have a washing machine running for president
It means george washing machine
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Noun. (deth bai wawsh-ing muh-sheen)
Using a washing machine in any way to kill yourself, another person, another thing, or to, in some way, trigger an awesomepocalypse. (see awesomepocalypse in synonyms)
Person 1: Dude, I just dismantled a washing machine and made it into an arm cannon that shoots laser beams.
Person 2: Woah, talk about Death By Washing Machine.
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The entirety of womans history month
Guy 1:dude its washing machine day
Guy 2:I didnt know it was womens history month
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OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING LOUD I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT SHAKES MY ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE SOMETIMES LIKE WTF BRO JUST S T O P.
My FUCKING Washing Machine is so damn loud like why