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White Anglo Superior Prick.
1. A person who will get OUT of the shower to take a piss.
2. A person who worries about dumb ass shit
3. Square
4. A pest
Honey, come inside and look at me in my new panties from Victoria's Secret.
I can't right now luv muffin, I've got to Armor All the mud flaps on the Hummer.
Oh My God Stanley! You are such a WASP!
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A folded up peice of paper that is used to shoot people via rubber band. These are usually used in schools to annoy the hell out of people. The name wasp comes from the sharp stinging sensation it causes when it hits your skin. They are made by folding a scrap of paper about four times and putting it on a rubber band between your fingers and shooting it off.
Boy 1: OWWWW!
Boy 2: What was that?
Boy 1: I dont know but I think someone just wasped me.
John: Hey look! Someone left a bunch of wasps on the floor!
Bob: Lets use them to shoot people!
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A motherfucking useless piece of shit that'll sting you within 5 yards.
Don't touch the motherfuckers.
Me: (see's Wasp)
Me: (runs the fuck away)
Police: Quarantine the area! It's a fucking wasp!
person 1:yo watch out it’s a wasp
Person2:nah man it’s a cunt with wings
WASPs always make sure to present a kind, caring face but don't be fooled; though they adopt every political correctness and seem couteous, they are really the most racially intolerant people you can think of. Their politeness conceals hatred.
They have persecuted virtually every minority that has ever set foot upon America. In doing so they have christened every minority with some racial epithet or another.
Their extreme brand of Protestantism produces a social alenation which manifests itself in elevated levels of neo-Nazism, serial killing and pederasty.
WASPs are an imperialistic people who worship the President, the military and virtually anything antidiluvean. They abhor free love, are innately conservative and are responsible almost singlehandedly for electing that buffoon, George W. Bush.
WASPs are prudish about their bodies and use the names of body parts as insults. Alone among men they have an aversion to the female vagina. Finally WASPs have pitifully low self-esteem and feel threatened by anyone who has more than a modicum of confidence.
Is that clear?
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The act of either loitering around and staring expectantly at, or outright stealing someone else's food whilst they're trying to eat it.
'Wasps' will typically not buy anything whilst you are getting food, with the excuse that they are not hungry. This is a ruse, as they are already planning a future attack on one of your pizza slices for when you next look away.
If caught in the act, a 'wasp' will either defend themselves by pointing out how they don't have any food, how you have too much food, or how they weren't hungry five minutes ago, but are now. This is bullshit.
'Wasps' should be swiftly and efficiently dealt with by a quick squirt in the eyes with bug spray, like you might any other insect-y bastard. Another prevention method is to cover your food in something only you would eat. This will repulse 'wasps' and most likely cause them to tell you how "disgusting" it is. This is only because you have spoiled their food-freeloading fantasies.
Stop bloody wasping on my chips, Jason! I asked if you wanted any when we were in the chippy, and you said you weren't hungry!
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