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When you drink so much you’re as drunk and wild as you were on your wedding night.
Omg you’re wedding Jen right now
A Redneck Wedding is a wedding that will typically happen in a backyard, or trailer park. You typically dress casually and BYOB. It’s the type of wedding you can sit back and relax, or play dizzybat.
Emma and Nathan are holding a redneck wedding!
a magnificent and spectacular stage performed by The Boyz on the sh1t show called ‘kingdom’.
A: hey, why are you crying?
B: the boyz’s ‘red wedding’ performance is so beautiful it doesn’t feel real
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Male genitals.
The tackle is a fishing reference.
Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")
I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!
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when it is raining and the sun is shinning
it's a monkey's wedding outside
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When an 8 year old finds an overused joke but spells it wrong. Used a lot from people who thinks they can sound cool.
(Dont do drugs kids)
#Smok
8 year old:I liek to smok wed ev3ryday
Me: Woah, I can define this but get 5 likes, and also trigger kids! Cool!
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That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.
After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.
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