Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.
Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?
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Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."
1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.
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The act of telling people what another person is up to so that they know to steer clear of them.
We need to start wedging grandma away from Jim before he convinces her to give him 7 dollars. Tell her he's a 9/11 Truther and thinks the Monkeypox outbreak was a Russian plot.
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In which a lurker inserts himself into a group by forcefully squeezing between two people and then not contrubuting to the conversation.
Jake: Hows it going man?
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard
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the legendary leader (along with scoop) of the ancient clan Clamdigger
dude, you see that shot? i swear it was from wedge himself
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he is sexy and can pull any girl in the world he is awsome and ahtletic
he is skyler wedge
When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.
Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.
Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.