A morning woodie for girls. When you wake up wet as fuck.
Omg I woke up with the wettest morning wettie!
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someone who speaks with splashes of saliva coming from the mouth
he's talking with wetty words again!
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really sloppy head or blow job
Man that girl gave me some wetti spaghetti last night, if you know what I'm sayin'?
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A wet blanket. Someone who doesnt embrace life.
brock: hey man is stash coming out tonight?
kelly: nah he's at home studying
brock: ahh man what a wetty blang blang
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When you're mate is being a cunt but he doesn't really justify why and you can't really think of a better insult to call him.
"Dan is such a wetty-flake-puss-boy"
When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.
Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"
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