Belly Wheat

N. First used by Jack Kerouac. Probably refers to the topmost fluff of a girl's pubic hair, if she doesn't shave.

Dude, that girl's belly wheat really freaked me out, but Kerouac seemed to like it, so it's all cool.

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Honey Wheat

Arguably the best sandwich bread in the world.

"Hey Jeff, let's make a honey wheat sammich before we hit the road."

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Whore Wheat

Wheat grown by some prostitutes.

Your bread is made of whore wheat.

Wheat Thicks

When you make an Oreo, but instead of a chocolate cookie and icing-substance, you instead use a pair of wheat thins and spray cheese.

This Terrifies the German.

"I'm making Wheat Thicks for my next D&D session, Do you think it's more 'murican to use American flavored spray cheese, or cheddar-flavored-but-contains-no-actual-cheddar?"

Wheat Beans

The most vegan thing a vegan can eat

Me: What’s in that drink Sam?
Sam: Almond milk and wheat beans
Me: You’re the best vegan there is!

wheat moon

What farmers call the Harvest Moon. Primarily wheat farmers.

Molly: Mom theres a wheat moon tonight, does that mean the farmers can harvest their crops?
Chrissy: Back in my day we called it a Harvest moon, but whatever, potato tomato.

wheat penis

some call it a "weanus". it is nearly identical to a penis, except it is made of wheat instead of pure, 100% penis for all you gluten-free people out there.

I had the best wheat penis for lunch this morning.