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A penny Whistler is a fart that is extremely long and high pitched.
I was sat next to my mate whilst stoned when he did this extremely long and high pitch fart.
“That was a penny whistler” I said.
Someone who spreads dog food on their genitals in order to attract the attentions of a family pet.
I swear I could smell Pedigree Chum, I bet he's a real Champ Whistler.
Someone who loves to suck knobs. So much so that they have become musicians and can blow for many hours.
Your a skin whistler aren't you"-- Meaning "You can suck a dick well can't you
While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or unconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.
Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.
Another word for your hand or your "fingers" in specific
I hate when they ain't got no paper towels to dry the clit whistlers JRed!
A phrase you use when somebody is being overly dramatic and going off about something that really doesn't matter. The term originates from the teapot actually. Everybody knows a teapot is the most cranky, dramatic object in a kitchen. A teapot whistles when its done boiling and its loud and insists that you quit whatever you’re doing to go take care of it. So there you have it.
“Hey! Where are you going?! Are you leaving me?!”
“Uh no I was just walking to the bathroom.”
“Well not right now! My high heel broke! I need you to take me to the mall and buy me a replacement, pronto.”
“I cant right now, i have to help my dad with something.”
“No, you have to take me now! If i dont go now im gonna miss the dance! this is the worst day in history!”
“Chill, whistler.”
When you're about to have sexual intercourse with a female, and you notice she has a wizard sleeve so loose that her pussy lips produce a whistling sound when she moves.
Bro... I took that girl home last night and right when I was about to bang her out, I heard it ... she had a whistler.