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When you push on a girls stomach and it causes a queef.
A-swag just whoopie cushioned the shit out of L-dizzle.
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A nun dominatrix that loves to enslave helpless college girls with the slap of her elongated measuring device.
Laura loves to get punished by her whoopi ruler.
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when ur partner spanks u while u are simultaneously receiving a cream pie
“omg frank did u just give me a whoopie pie?!”
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To have had meagre success, only to be universally hated soon after.
David Blaine is so Whoopi Goldberg
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After cumming inside her, with her ass up, fill the vagina with air like a balloon with your mouth; next anal doggy style, thrust once in all the way and shove your balls into her vagina as far as possible, then you both fall forward and the massive queef will blow your balls out with force making a whoopie cannon.
Damn dude may nuts is killin me!
Why's that?
I got mah bitch drunk enough to try the whoopie cannon last night
*HIGH FIVE*
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1. Boobs
2. To be kick ass/awsome
I want to touch your whoopie nuggets
Dude that pee was so whoopie nuggets
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Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.
Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'
Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'
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