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The process of searching for Wi-fi. Or the act of searching for Wi-fi in public places such as Starbucks or Mickey D's, usually involves walking the perimeter of your property in search for Wi-fi.
Person 1:I caught a god damn Wi-fisher in my backyard slowing down my internet!!
Person 2:Yeah fucking Wi-fishers are all over
Example 2
Person 1:Where were you yesterday? I went to your house twice.
Person 2:I was Wi-fishing, I found a sweetass spot on my roof, 11 Mbps
Person 1:Fucking Wi-fisher!!!!
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shorewood is a village in wisconsin that borders the northern boundaries of milwaukee, and the eastern edge of lake michigan. its population is about 13000, and is only about 1.6 suare miles big. it's known for being an upper middle class to wealthy suburb, full of idiots.
The police force keeps itself busy by pulling over stupid kids driving their mom's minivans and SUVs, as well as any black person that rolls throughdwb.
In the past 15 years, whordes of russians have taken over every apartment they can cram 5-9 people into. If you're looking around Oakland avenue, capitol drive, wilson drive, and murray street across from the police station, you will not be able to throw a stick without hitting some goon with lots of gel in their hair, and a cheap chain around their neck.ruskieruski Don't expect any of them to speak decent english to you either, and wear a raincoat as they spit.
If you like coffee, enjoy, there is a Starbucks, Stone Creek, Alterra, as well as a few other small shops. Don't get hit by Nancy Northshore in her BMW SUV when she's swingining wildly out the parking lot though, she's late for Zumba(or some other crap) but still needs her $14 coffee.
Just remember though, it could be worse, you could be living in Whitefish Bay.
"i went through shorewood, wi and tried to take Capitol Drive. I got pulled over for an hour while they searched my car. Turns out i was driving while black dwb
"go greyhounds, at least we aren't Whitefish Bay"
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Hometown of Malachi Heder. The small town is enclosed by a racetrack, where, every saturday, everyone gets together to watch the weekly NASCAR race. Notable locations: Heder Veterinary Hospital, the Heder Household, and the local Kwik Trip. Milton is also home to the Redbirds of Milton High School where they live by the motto "Do what is right, Do what is Milton-y."
Person 1: Lets go to Milton, WI for the weekend!
Person 2: Why?
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A very smart individual
"You know WI Pancakes? He claims vaping makes him intelligent"
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Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached
Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"
Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"
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Losing your connectivity by having your mobile internet usurped by a local hotspot to which you either have no access or required sign-in.
My Whatsapp conversation with Johny was rudely Wi-Jacked by a BT Hotspot. Had to switch my phone Wifi off to continue else get out of range.