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Sex toy disguised as a game console.
"I'm gunna go... play... with my new Wii!"
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1)A gaming console for people who want to play games, but don't want to be made fun of for it.
2)A gaming console that any noob can own face at.
Person One: I'm gonna go home and play my Xbox 360.
"Cool Kid": Pfff Loser!
Person 2: I'm gonna go home and play my Wii.
'cool Kid": Hey can I come?
Gamer: I can't believe my mom beat me at Wii Sports?!?
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A console created by Nintendo.
5th generation.
Instead of having revolutionary graphics, Nintendo concentrated on the different ways of interacting with the games.
Although the company do not like 'Wii' -pronounced 'we'- to be though of as 'wee' -as in piss- did manage to release it on World Toilet Day (19th Nov 2006).
-'I'm gonna go play with my wii'
-'wait what?'
-'not that kind! Nintendo wii'
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The newest Nintendo console. Originally, we all thought it would be great with it's motion sensing controllers, but has turned out to be really disappointing. The first reason is that Nintendo only makes games like Mario, Legend of Zelda, ect. No offense to Super Mario or Link, but that's all Nintendo's feeding us. Nintendo made it a family console so Nintendo produces NO M-Rated games, (3rd party developers do) and no voice chat in fear of trash talking 10 year olds. Also, the series we have known and love (like Zelda) are way to easy because Nintendo wants to make these games accessible to a broader audience but is really only forgetting about the guys who have been with them since the SNES days. Also the graphics rival the PS2, although there some exceptions, such as Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Super Mario Galaxy. If you do own this console, you'll find that the best games for it are third party - Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime 3. I'll summarize everything into this
-No voice chat
-PS2 graphics (for most of the games)
-No innovation (from Nintendo)
Hey I just got a Wii!
...It kind of sucks....
What about Twilight Princess?
Too easy
Super Mario Galaxy?
Way too easy
Super Smash Bros Brawl?
That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat!
Should have gotten a 360...
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Person A: Imma play the Wii
Person B: Can I play too?
Person A: Yes, lets play Wii
The next generation system that pwns the PS3 and 360.
The word itself can be used for many other things too.
Because the PS3 costs too much and the glitch it has stinks, I'm getting a Nintendo Wii.
I need to go Wii-Wii.
Wii will rock you.
WE CAME, WII CONQUERED.
Person A: Are they still making the Revolution?
Person B: It's called the Wii now.
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An awesome gaming system that everyone you know says it sucks; but it totally pwns everything else.
Me: Hey man, I got the Wii.
Randumb: d00d, that's retarded.
Me: *smacks the crap out of him*
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