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using guacamole or crushed avocados as lubricant for masturbation
"Dude, its so hard to guac off when my roommate keeps walking in on me."
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Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.
Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"
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When something is extremely awkward.
Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.
Originated in Kansas City
I ran in to my ex today. It was so awk guac.
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A gang centered on guac! Our ultimate mission is to destroy all forms of S*LS* and rule the world! Join us today by going to guchatgang.wordpress.com and shooting us an email!
person 1: I want to join a super fun and awesome cult!
person 2: Have you heard of the Guac Hat Gang? It’s the coolest gang ever!!!!
A phrase to express excitement, surprise or concern.
Oh my guac did you hear about what happened in June 18th?
Can be used to tell someone to fuck off or in a dirty type of way
Random person: “you’re stupid” Me: “Guac-my-mole dude” or. Random person: “what do you wanna do today”. Me: “I want u to guac-my-mole *wink *wink”
When you vomit while giving a blow job.
Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.
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