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Rice Withdrawal

A person with rice withdrawal has stopped eating rice for a prolonged period of time such as a 3-5 days. Rice withdrawal occurs because the body and mind is physically dependent on rice. When rice consumption is stopped, the body craves rice to achieve a state of normalcy. Rice withdrawal is most prevalent in people from cultures and ethnicies in which rice is a significnt portion of their diet.

Symptoms of rice withdrawal are different for everyone. They include but are not limited to dizziness, headache, dry mouth, amnesia, vomiting, depression, anxiety, panic attacks, irritability, insomnia and craving of rice based cuisines, such as Chinese take-out.

The only known cure for rice withdrawal is eating rice.

Mark: What are you craving for dinner tonight?
Sara: Pizza or Chinese food...
Mark: Let's do Chinese...I'm having major rice withdrawal!

Mark: Why do you look so sad?
Marissa: I'm hungry and have had a long week.
Mark: When was the last time you ate rice?
Marissa: Last week
Mark: I think you are suffering from rice withdrawal, where is the nearest PeiWei?!?

by chinkgon August 13, 2011

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Infamous Withdrawal

The negative effect when one has not played the game Infamous after they had started it. The symptoms include visions of Reapers, strange female voice being heard, and the belief that you can heal yourself if you stand in front of a source of electricity and pretend your charging up.

Guy 1: Dude what are you doing infront of the power line??

Guy 2: Charging up of course *grunts*

Guy 1: You're suffering from Infamous Withdrawal man. Go and play it now.

by Zenken June 16, 2011

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Soulie Withdrawal

When you talk to someone so much that after a while of not talking to them you begin to go through some of the same symptoms as drug withdrawal.

Person 1- damn its been like 4 days since weve talked.

Person 2- Yea i know im starting to go through soulie withdrawal...

by Dakota Wang October 21, 2009

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Brawl Withdrawal

A common, mental and physical disease that appears after not playing Super Smash Bro's Brawl. Symptoms include: Shortness of breath when near a Wii, Shaking, Chills, Hands May Stiffen when others r using Wii for rock band instead of Brawl. Brawl Withdrawal Can be severe, so stop it early by playing Brawl.

Michael kills at Brawl, but when he started playing Guitar Hero III he started to show symptoms of Brawl Withdrawal.

by ShadowSoldier August 10, 2008

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Conan Withdrawal

The result of having to wait until September to see Conan O'Brien on television.

I am suffering from a bad case of Conan withdrawal.

by Conan Supporter February 8, 2010

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Wasilla withdraw

While having anal intercourse one must yell the phrase "drill, baby, drill" several times. Right before your partner is about to climax you pull out leaving the job unfinished. Ideally you should then cum all over their clean laundry, sofa, or other valuable item then cover up by saying "environmental disasters are a part of life, its not my job to clean it up". You then go on a speaking tour charging mutual friends $10 a pop to retell the story.

P.s. Bonus points are awarded if while on top of a fat chick you state "I can see russia from up here".

I pulled the old "Wasilla withdraw" on my ex last night. Want to hear the story? Only cost you $10.

by si_ex_pat September 4, 2010

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selfie withdrawal

(n.)
similar to a withdrawal from an addiction such as smoking or alcoholism, selfie withdrawals occur when a young girl has not taken a picture of herself for an extended period of time.

Either from lack of attention on social media sites or simply the insatiable need to take a selfie, she will likely begin showing symptoms with the phrase: "Wow, I haven't taken a selfie in awhile."

"She used to post pictures all the time, what happened?"
"I bet she's going through selfie withdrawals."

by belletaria May 10, 2014