Wii

nintendo's replacement kickass name for its next generation console, replaced from the boring "revolution" system name.

hey dude, wanna go play with my wii at my house?
um, i think i'd rather not play with your "wii"

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Wii

The best console ever to be known to man kind. Sony and microsoft fanboys know the Wii owns them but they are in denial. Sony fucktards think the Wii is 'kiddy' but in reality ages 6-80 play on it so fuck you sony fanboys.

Sony asshole fanboy: THE PS3 IS THE BEST COS OF BLURAY!
Wii pimp!1!: Im afraid the PS3 sucks
Sony asshole fanboy: SHUT UP THE WII IS UM............KIDDY

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Wii

A game console with lame last generation graphics. The sistem sells like crazy because of its casual games, innovative controller and some first party games.

This console has little third party support that´s why it sucks compared to the competition.

Nintendo fan: When is MVC3 coming to the nintendo Wii?

Capcom: mm... never

Nintendo fan: How about Resident Evil 5?

Capcom: Nope

Nintendo Fan: Devil Ma...

Capcom: Kid Just Buy a real new generation console already

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Wii

Small, white console by Nintendo to satisfy good, Christian families and their need to make everything all nice and friendly. Hosted such games as:

Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Super Mario Galaxy
Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Masturbation Attack 3
Lesbian Sex Party

Girls Gone Wild: The Game
Homosexual Satisfaction Treehouse of Orgies

Mark: I just got a Wii yesterday! We're playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl right now!
Steve: Cool, man, have you bought Girls Gone Wild: The Game yet?
Mark: That exists?
Steve: If you believa hard enough, then yes, it does.

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Wii

The official name of the Nintendo Revolution.

Introducing... Wii.
As in "we."
While the code-name Revolution expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer. Wii will break down that wall that separates videogame players from everybody else. Wii will put people more in touch with their games... and each other. But you're probably asking: What does the name mean?
Wii sounds like "we," which emphasizes the console is for everyone. Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii.
Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people playing it. And Wii, as a name and a console, brings something revolutionary to the world of videogames that sets it apart from the crowd.
So that's Wii. But now Nintendo needs you. Because it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii. And together, Wii will change everything.

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Wii

What is bought from a shop after a kid asks his parents if he can go to the toilet.

"Mommy, can I have a wee? I really want a wee."
“Maybe you can get a Wii for Christmas if you’re a good boy. You’ll have to ask Santa for one.”
"But I need a wee NOW..."

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Wii

The seventh generation console for Nintendo. Instead of using conventional controllers, the Wii is going to use wireless remote control styled controller. Its original code name was Nintendo Revolutions, which was a much better and sensible name. However, this should not impede the fact that this console has potential.

The Wii might be the greatest of the seventh generation consoles.

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