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1.The act or acts of slaying mythical wyrms in the dark realm of chaos and fear.
2.To convey all that is holy in man and turn him into a spineless coward.
3. Ferrets.
I am so thankful he saved our village he is such a Wombles.
That man surely crumbled at the sight of wombles.
Ferrets.
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when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds
AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT
Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.
My way was blocked by a pavement womble
A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.
Oh my god, did you see the rave-womble? I wish I had my camera with me.
A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.
Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!
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Somebody with a very small and hairy penis
I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!
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The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter
"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"
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