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womble

theatre technician with lazy attitude and dirty mind

what did he do at skl? he was a womble

by nobody cares December 14, 2004

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rave-womble

A rave-womble is an extremely rare alpine mammal that has baffled scientists since its discovery in early 2009. Noted for its prominent woolly head plumage and phosphorescent teeth, the rave-womble is speculated to have originated from Egremont, Cumbria (the home of gurning) and found its way to the Alps by hiding inside a bottle of ketamine. The rave-womble's gait - which appears to clumsily replicate the mating hop of the bird of paradise - makes it one of the most rhythmically challenged species on earth.

Oh my god, did you see the rave-womble? I wish I had my camera with me.

by SFRH III April 7, 2009


Cock Womble

A person who actively searches for stuff to be a complete cock about. Often not content with using the subject once, will collect and recycle them for the next person to bear the brunt of the cock outburst.

Stop being a complete cock and complaining and about everything, you bloody Cock Womble!

by Stella Artois May 29, 2017

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Womble Cock

Somebody with a very small and hairy penis

I thought I had a small penis until I had a shower with the lads after the game. It was full of womble Cock!

by Lee Hacksaw February 4, 2009

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Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 7, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mong womble

A Person who show how dumb or stupid they are by doing/saying dumb things or a general bellend

This Mong womble decided he would drink bleach

The Mong womble just cut his own hair and left the back looking like an 80's hairy minge

by Iseestupid September 22, 2014


Wombles Faces

Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.

I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces

by Shed89 March 12, 2013