Master Wong

A martial arts youtuber with over 2 million subscribers with nothing but fake, choreographed fights and testing his ridiculous techniques with his punchbag students and never with live resistance.

Guy: YO MASTER WONG TAUGHT ME THAT YOU SHOULD HIT THE NUT, GRAB THE NUT, AND RIP THE NUT OFF SO THEY CAN'T SUCK ANYMORE DEECK!!!

Guy 2: OMG NICE!!

Shane Wong

The Guiness World Record holder from the San Francisco bay area, noted for being the fattest person in the world. 1,985 lbs / 900.38 kilograms

Mommy, who is that fat tub of lard?
That is Shane Wong. Don't point Sally, It's not polite.

Justin Wong

A term used for someone going 52mph in a 25mph speed zone.

Redneck: Why did you get caught by that police last night?

Importer: I pulled a Justin Wong on my way back from work.

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Backing Wongs

A term English slang usually used within schools in England. Describes the attendance or backing of a party.
These parties are hosted by people called 'Wongs'. These parties are deemed to be crazy and consist of alot of alcohol and the prescence of chinese people.

Michael:- Backing wongsss?!?!?
Everyone:- yeah boyyy

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wong

the opposite of "wight"

ah chang, how come asian kid get math problem wong?

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Freddie Wong

An Japanese-American male who stars in and makes a range of videos on YouTube and is an elitist typer and gamer who should never be crossed in a game of anything containing music timing and typing.

Youtube Newfag: Hey why are you watching some weird nerdy asian videos

FreddieWong Subscriber: Hes not a nerdy asian he's a professional music gamer who can type at lightspeed and make professional videos with awesome vfx!

YouTube Newfag: He looks like the guy from gangnam style

FreddieWong: NO HES FREDDIE WONG!

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Wong Peepee

Person whose penis is wider than it is long. Usually pertains to an asian whose name most likely begins with an A and ends with a Y. However it can also apply to an asian whose first name begins with a J and ends with an N.

Tyler: Hey Keith did you hear about the chick that ANTHONY screwed last night.
Keith: No what happened
Tyler: They had to do it sideways
Keith: WTF?!
Tyler: It had something to do with his wong peepee

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