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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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When someone throws the article used to clean up the semen after sex in your face
We’d just got done banging, and not two seconds later he threw the White woodchuck in my face
"how much wood could a woodchucker chuck if a woodchuck had wood? (idk the rest)
A lady fella that bites down on a dangalang so hard that it splits into two
Man, that lady fella would give some give some fire bop she’s a ‘known’ woodchucker.
The post-op version of "beaver". When a man gets a sex change and has a vagina created from his penis.
Bob went to the doctor and got himself a nice WOODCHUCK made.
An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.
Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”