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This term is used when a person is being manipulated or lied to.
That pimp just handed her a wooden nickel to get her to bring him all her money.
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A pickle made of wood. Much like the one that George Washington owned.
George Washington bit into his wooden pickle and broke his teeth, and the rest is history.
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you fuck a girl with a wooden indian an then throw her in front of a bus
ii totally just did the ol' wooden indian on that skank the other night
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Instead of slapping your partner's ass in bed, you use a wooden spoon and ask him/her why they drank your sake.
"Have you ever tried "the Wooden Spoon"?"
Her: "Oh yeah slap my ass"
Him: *smacks ass with wooden spoon*
Him: "DID YOU DRINK ME SAKE??"
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Cockney rhyming slang for a coffin.
"I love my house so much, the only way I will leave is wearing a wooden overcoat."
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The act of hitting a girl's pussy with a wooden spoon to make it highly sensitve
I was wooden spooning my bitch.
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The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.
the wooden squirrel is sexy
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