Wook Towel

A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.

Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"

Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"

Wook unit

To be a wookie. A furry little creature. A harmless larger man.

I looked over at Mike and was like "What up, Wook Unit?"

Wook chic

Sometimes pertaining to the style, or length of time a garment has been worn. After 30 days a wook loses its 'chic' until a new garment is sported.

Chad loves Becky's wook Chic style, as he can spend more of his money on drugs and less on materials for Becky to make her clothes

Bussy The Wook

(wook; noun,) is a especially codependent loser someone so intoxicated that they require the assistance of others to ensure their own thing I need individual who prioritizes self-awareness over self-care.

(Bussy; noun)Slang term used Gay men to connote boy pussy in reference to their anus. “Bussy” has been used for at least 15 years by gay men to describe their manhole of love.

Bussy the wook

Stop being “bussy the wook” and get your shit together.

“Bussy the wook” needs to man up and pay his own bills.

Jung Wook

A human calculator. He invented most of mathematics (mainly calculus) and science and he created the physics of the universe. He is not to be messed with because of his eternal mind power. He regularly sleeps/plays videogames in class because he learned the entire high school curriculum (Including both IB and AP) when he was 4 years old.

James -Do you take differential calculus?

Bob -Yes, thanks to Jung Wook

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Shaniqua - Daaaayum gurl u iz smart af

Mary - I know, just call me Jung Wook

Shaniqua - Oh shieeeet gurl u be strechin da truth...aint nobody as smart as Jung

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Wook

MOTHER FUCKER WHO ODS ON ROBLOX
PIECE OF SHIT WHO IS A 60 YEAR OLD MAN
STUPID DICK
PIECE OF SHIT WHO JACKS OFF TO PORN
HIS NAME SOUNDS LIKE A PORN WEBSITE
SOME GUY WHO IS GONNA GET SHOT HIT MEN- D from 10K miles away

guy 1- Hey, you see that wook?
guy 2- mhm. what about him?
guy 1- I heard that he raped a girl name ash.
guy 2- FYI im the FBI

guy 2- sit ur ass down wook! ur the one who fucked my daughter ash!

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wook daddies

something thats fake or not out in stores yet

he got on some wook daddies

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