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verb /slang/
to be hyper, or over stimulated.
i drank to much coffee at starscmucks this morning and now i am wound up tighter then Foamy The Squirrel
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While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.
While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!
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An severe injury to living tissue caused by a cut, blow, or other impact, typically one in which the skin is badly cut or broken. Usually inflicted by means of violence.
That's a naughty wound, mate. Go and get yourself down the hospital now.
a drink left a friend's house that has not been fully finished.
Dude, he left wounded soldiers all over the place at the party last night.
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the vagina
when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound
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cunt, pussy, vagina, or whatever you like to call it...
Hey Joe, look at Sandy's gaping hatchet wound, you could get lost in there.
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The wounded seagull is an advanced sex maneuver whereby a man fractures his partner's forearm and forces his partner to jerk him off rapidly. If properly executed, the injured party will emit a noise similar to that of a wounded seagull. This continues until the man reaches climax or the injured party's fracture becomes too severe for manual manipulation.
Dick gave that girl a wounded seagull last weekend; sadly, her brilliant career as a softball pitcher came to a premature end.
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