Yo Mama

A brand of outdated jokes that are still told by ignorant fucktards. Anyone found telling these jokes are to be immediately dazed by pepper spray, assfucked by a homeless bum, and fight Chuck Norris to the death.

Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to bi-tensor com-flex 23 newtons-per-minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algebraic sum of electric currents flowing through that closed curve.

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yo mama's drawers so funky they can play bass for P-Funk

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A famous cellist

Shut up! Yo Mama's playing Eine Kleine Nacht Musik.

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yo mama is yo mama like yo mama stands for your mom

friend asks: what do you like you:yo mama

yo mama

a person so big, when she dies she will need 69 coffins.

yo mama needs to stop eating.

YO MAMA

A rude saying to say

Me: hey whats in this milk
Friend: YO MAMA

YO MAMA

yo mama

a dead meme

yo mama so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl