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the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.
Semen after being ejaculated into unkempt vagina. This only applies if the vagina has reached the stage when it smells of rotting fish, hence the word "ocean".
"Ew, did you catch a whiff of Stacy when she walked by?"
"Yeah dude, she's probably full of Ocean Yogurt right now."
Also known as ,Eren Jeager/Yeager, is a character from the anime, Attack on Titan. A content creator on tik tok also known as, olilondon, can not pronounce his name correctly as well as the other cast from Attack on Titan.
Olilondon: Aaron Yogurt is my bias,baka
Me across my screen: Just no.
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A girl's butt after a guy comes in it.
I totally want to yogurt cup that girl's ass!
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Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.
"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."
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"She had a little of my man yogurt last night for her late night snack."
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A nifty little device that can be found in the pants of a young man. It is almost always erect and beaten often. When beaten or aroused enough, it deploys its own supply of vanilla yogurt. Eat up ladies, its got protein!
"Yo bitch you wanna nibble on my yogurt cannon??"
"as long as i get a mouthful of your yogurt!"
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