Yokes

When a situation or experience becomes "awkward", yet extends beyond a suitable awkward time. Instead of "Awks", one would say "Yokes". Emphasis on the extremity of the "Yokes" is displayed to through an extended pronunciation within the first syllable. eg. "Yeeeeeeeeeee-okes". This may also categorize a lifetime event, or action which occurred through out history.

Person 1: "Dude, at work today it was so awkward. I was chatting to old-mate the entire day, only to realize his headphones were in the entire time, he didn't reply to anything I said." Person 2: "Sounds Yokes as man".

*Standing in a elevator listening to awkward small talk between 2 people over a more than acceptable period of time. My friend then abrupted the conversation and out spoke in a soft deep voice - "Yeeeeeeeeeeeee-okes". The others looked at them in disgust/confusion. It defined the mood perfectly.*

Person 1: "Hey guys, I was looking to buy a 3-way modular Vacuum Cleaner please?"
Person 2: "Ummmm, you're actually speaking to the IT Department"
Person 1: "Oh oops....... Yokes"
Person 2: "Yes, Yokes indeed"

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Yoke

(1) The technical term for the plastic rings that hold together a six-pack of beer cans.

(2) A serving of beer, i.e., drinking all six beers without removing them from the plastic rings.

(3) "Yoke Challenge": Trying to drink all of the beers in a six-pack as fast as possible without removing them from the plastic rings or dousing yourself in beer; often used as a strategy for Newman's Day.

Yo, man, let's yoke it up tonight!

Poor Pat, he can't even finish a whole yoke!

For someone who says he's dry, that Chauncey sure drinks a lot of yokes!

That girl's so crunchy, she wants to cut up the yokes to save the dolphins or something.

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Yokes

1.) Nickname, A.K.A, alias, etc for Yokohama Tires

Yo man your new ride rolling on some Yokes or what?
Yeah I got some Yokes on my 30s.

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yokes

An alternate title for the card game Poker.

Hey Docta, you want to play some yokes at your house on friday?
Sure, I've got a few extra bills I don't mind gambling.

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yoke

Pulling someone pants down unbeknownst to them.

The gangster with no belt just got yoked!

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yoked

to suffer a blow to the face
sustain bodily injury housedrocked

Yo G, DeLahoya got yoked in that last round

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Yoke

1. To quickly turn your car, usually to initiate a donut/drift

Originates from the San Francisco Bay Area. Commonly used in hip-hop/hyphy rap songs by artists like Mac Dre, Mistah FAB, Dubee, &J Diggs.

Synonym: whippin

1- That sideshow was poppin off last night.

2- Yee cuddie, CJ yoked his whip so hard he damn near hit a pole.

1- Dre would be proud. T.I.P. Furly Ghost

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