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Hocking up thick flem spitting into the air and catching in your mouth.
I'm walking with young lady I hack up lugy spit into the air catch it and say to her egg yolk
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The post ejacularoty mess that comes out with your piss after a good fuck. It is thick, transparent and yellow, having been dyed by the urine, and usually misses the bowl, leaving long, goopy strands dripping to the floor.
'Fuck, I went through a whole roll of T.P trying to wrangle the load of love yolk I blasted all over the toilet.'
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This is a common term used by club goers, especially in Ireland, in an attempt to procure ecstasy tablets. Yolks are slang for molly, MDMA, xtc, pills, yammers, yips, disco biscuits, bangers and the list goes on.
Mark: Gee whiz Simon i could sure do with some ecstasy tablets to add to my experience of these grimy tunes!
Simon: I agree entirely Mark! What ever shall we do?
Mark: Don't worry Simon, I'll sort it out. Here lads any yolks?
When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
Another word for ejaculate, and urine mixed together. "dick yolk" is the combination of piss, and jaculation which makes a gooey yellow substance that looks and feels the same almost the exact same as egg yolk.
"I was really into that guy, until he sprayed dick yolk all over my face"
To slap someone in the back of the head for something stupid
Can also be called a team yolk if everyone around agrees it was stupid so everyone gets a yolk (slap in the back of the head)
Brad:" Where is mcdonalds" (while in front of it)
Thats a yolk slap
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The thick feeling left around your mouth after eating an item that contains fried eggs.
Man I hate the feeling of yolk lips after eating eggs.