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From Dublin Ireland.
Something that happened ages ago or a long time ago
Did you see that the other day what he said ??
Yes I said the same thing yonks ago
A helluva long time... Like, the extreme version of "Yonks"
Dude 1: I haven't seen Nigel in "Donkeys Yonks"
Dude 2: Thats cos hes Nigel No Mates!!
If "Yonks" refers to a period of time, and "Stonks" refers to a quantity of money, we can apply the old saying. Time is money, therefore Yonks is Stonks.
Hurry up, we're on a tight schedule, and Yonks is Stonks!
a homosexual act between two males slapping and/or rubbing dick against eachothers
Dude what does rugby mean? Oh, that means rough, ugly, guys, Bonking Yonk
The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.
Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”
Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”