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when two unfavorable, extremely fugly dykes get together by themselves, to trash talk an ex that they share. it is clearly not a party, since it only consists of two people, and the ex is neither fat nor a bitch but a beautiful, young woman who is a wonderful person. these poor, poor woman just have nothing to do but obsess over her, because they have no lives. one will live on to be a big time waitress, and be famous and rich and the other will grow a penis from all the rugby and steroids.
lee luw and ky guy from washington vagina attend Fuck you fat bitch party (ies)
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when someone needs to shutup the fuck up because they’re being a dumbass bitch, you would say this phrase.
“Mira can you shut the fuck up you dumbass bitch?”
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If u just got someone really good or need them to understand how much of nothing they are, this is the phrase to use. Best if used against Chirish or people named Daniel Tim.
(after slapping upside the head or on the nipple) You my bitch! Suck it dry!
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Used this when a random in your game lobby talking trash for nothing.
Person 1: Ya fucking suck watch ya finna get shit on nigga.
Person 2:"shut the fuck up you nasty bitch".
Person 3-4-5-6-7-8-9: Damn wtf?!
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when you servely pwn someone or just for comedic relief
usually along with a you got pied picture
Cooldude:Come on smoking crack isn't that bad
Me:are you being sereal
Cooldude: Idk what sereal is but i'm pretty sure i am
Me:Dumbass
M:*post Bitch you got pied picture.*
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Being suddenly wary of having referred to the recently deceased as a "bitch"
You're at the funeral of a woman you didn't much like. In fact, she was a real turd and you know it. Perhaps she was the nun who slapped your hands with a ruler when you were in Catholic school. As you walk past the casket you mumble to yourself "I'm glad you're dead, you old bitch" and you are. But suddenly you notice that people are looking at you. You may have said that a little too loudly. Or maybe they can just read lips, you really can't be sure. In that moment when you realize something may be amiss, you are officially old bitch you wary.
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when saying "I love you" is not enough to fully convey your love for someone.
guy on tinder: shit bitch you is fine
girl on tinder: marry me
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