Your brother your mother

An absolutely diabolical insult, extremely similar to "Your Mum gay, your daddy lesbian, and other such". This is an insult on a scale with power similiar to that of God himself, so, unless you want the universe to crumble before you, do not use this terrfiying phrase.

Carl: Your Mum Gay!
Dylan:Your sister a mister!
*The Earth begins to shake as Carl readies the blow to Dylan"

Carl:Your brother your-
Dylan:DON'T SAY IT CARL!
Carl: I must.... YOUR BROTHER YOUR MOTHER!

*Cries are heard from across the universe as, atom by atom, molecule by molecule, the universe begins to crumble away, for not even God can save us now*

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your brother be your mother

The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.

Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother

*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*

Is that your breath or your ass

1) A question posed to someone when their breath is so foul that you nearly puke when they are talking to you.
2) A question stated when someone is talking objectionally close to you - in your face - to knock them so off-guard that they have to back away out of embarassment and/or shock.

1) Max: - who was out all night drinking - "...and then we had another round of 5 shooters each and went up to sing Karaoke..."
Scott: - gagging from Max's sewage breath intercedes - "Good god dude...is that your breath or your ass!!?
Max: - turning red from embarassment shuffles off quickly to the men's room to cleanse his mouth with dispenser soap.

2) Sergeant Dick: - uncomfortably close and in the face of an investigating detective - "I want to know if you went in, picked up the knife and THEN put on your gloves, or if you put on your fucking gloves BEFORE picking up the piece inspector!!?"
Inspector Non Chas Lant: - "Excuse me Serge, is that your BREATH or your ASS...."
Sergeant Dick: - backing off several feet - "Just keep the scene clean from now on guys."

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Your a Kid, Your a Squid

The theme song of the best video game ever, Splatoon.

You're a kid now, You're a squid now, You're a Kid, You're a Squid, You're a kid, You're a squid. Your a Kid, Your a Squid

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For for of your

Can be used instead of "For those of you"

For for of your with a hard copy of my resume, go here instead.

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Your brother your mother

this is legit deadass the worstest insult you can use on someone,worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny a tranny say it out loud and every nigga within a 17 feet radius just dies as they hate their brother being their mother

john: your granny a tranny
you: oh yeah well your brother your mother
john: fucking dies

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Your done. Your done.

Used in a joking way when something is semi-annoying

*washing the dishes to be a good child*

"Hey don't forget yo do the dishes"

Your done. Your done.

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