Your Dad James

The one dad who hasn't left to get milk, thus deserving of a Grandma Yaesmin mug.

Your Dad James didn't abandon you! :)

your dad's balls

It's a stupid think people say that refers to your father's testicles

Shut up bruv go suck your dad's balls

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Dj your dad

DJ at your local bar who dresses like your dad and abuses his I tunes library.

Hey is Dj your dad playing Rick Astley?....BTW i like his pleated pants.

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Im your dad

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

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Your dad lesbian lmao

The only way to counter the insult “your mom gay lol”. Using this will save your life and as a result bounce back all the gayness to the other person and end them instantly.

Obama: Hello my fellow Americans, I-
Your dumbass: haha dude your mom gay lol
Obama, staggering under all the gayness you just imbued on him: Oh yeah, well your dad lesbian lmao
Tú: oh shit *dies*

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your dad gay lol

This is the up most terrifying insult you can use. This will hopefully never be used but if it was. the victim will dream about this every night and never forget about it

mom: are you stupid
dad: your mom gay lol
mom: your dad gay lol

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your moms your dad

Phrase meant to rescue from any awkward situation and when repeated enough, makes people who take themself too seriously very angry. Most often used as an iron-clad comeback or avoidance of situation.

Bill: "Well, Obama's economic policy is complete crap, he's a communist."

Bob: "your moms your dad."

Bill: "Ahh...?"

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