smoke your ass

verb 1: to be caught will in the act of something stupid and then getting a trouble 2: to get beat up 3: getting pumped full of bullet holes

yo mike your girlfriend kristin randomly sat on the floor in study hall today
yeah? what'd you say
i yelled "kristin what the hell are you doing?! Tushar is gonna smoke your ass!"
did she get the message
nope
didnt think so

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Dunked on your ass

To perform a dunk in a one-on-one basketball confrontation (during either a two-person or team event).

Charlie just dunked on your ass, Marvin!

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fuck your ass

1. All encompassing phrase used primarily as a substitute for shut the fuck up but not limited to that.

1a. Mum: "Oz, can you clean your ro-"
Me: "FUCK YOUR ASS!"

1b. Me: "You comin out tonight?"
Fats: "Nah man. I'm beat after walking up those stairs."
Me: "Well, fuck your ass then"
*walks off*

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Your ass hurts

A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".

"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"

(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"

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Beat your ass

To beat somebody up

Timmons beat your ass up

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Move Your Ass

A phrase interchangable with: excuse me, pardon me, move, etc.

Slow Walker: <i>Walking</i>

Guy in a Hury: OFMG! Move Your Ass

**Guy in a hurry detours from his path to get around the Slow Walker**

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pound your ass

A threat or an expression of desire. Pound your ass can be both simultaneously

1. Dad's going to pound your ass when he sees the bumper on the Mustang!
2. I like {big butts} and I can not lie, I'm going to pound your ass and make you cry...

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