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chill your balls kid

the act of chiiling out.

"wanda why dont you chill your balls kid and make me a sandwich"

by amandajohnson15 December 13, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whip your balls out

Just like whip your dick out, this is a bigger sign of strength and ownership. Whipping your balls out means you own every situation because you're fearless and have the biggest balls in the room.

Wow jimmy whip your balls out and show them whose boss.

by Drew P Cox April 1, 2019

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It's only gay if your balls touch

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

61๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


GIVE US YOUR BALLS

A meme of the song "To The Bone"

and its kinda overrated tbh

THE GREAT PAPYRUS: WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!
snas: how are your balls
THE GREAT PAPYRUS: IF YOU WA NTTT, TO LOOOK AR-OUND..,.
snas: GIVE US YOUR BALLS

guy: what, the , hell, was, that.

by memeaddictive May 13, 2023

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

188๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž


All out with your balls out

1. To party hard. Used to describe a situation that requires the utmost celebration.

2. To be very drunk.

1. Pauly: Tomorrow's the last day of summer break, we're going to have to go all out.

Jimbo: You'll have to go all out with your balls out.

2. Pauly: Ben was so drunk last night.

Jimbo: He went all out with his balls out, that's forsure.

by EC-JM January 23, 2010


Throw your balls on the cutting board

1. To confess strong positive feelings for a female companion to her personally and insisting on a relationship whilst recognizing the high potential for rejection.

To tell a girl that you really really like her and asking her out while understanding that she might just flat out deny you.

Alex: Yeah, I really like her and I think I'm just going to tell her how I feel and ask her out.

Andy: If you really want to throw your balls on the cutting board like that, I guess it's up to you.

by DJBitz October 15, 2010

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