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Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way.
After meeting with her 5 times, we sent Doris the exact same information 5 different times. She has no idea what to do with any of it; she's such a zesty mess.
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1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.
At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.
The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
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A sexuality used by any person who cannot find one to suit them well enough.
They aren’t homo or hetero. Some may say their a Zesty Gay.
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an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
im not straight. i am zesty straight thought
A creepy old man who uses tinder to track down young girls
Nonce- catchers: “we were on tinder last night finding nonces, there was a real zesty nonce!”