zing

describing something of such great wonder and astonishing characteristics emphasizing the -zing in amazing.

The stars are zing tonight.
Man that stripper last night was zing.
You are zing.

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zinged

When someone gets hits you with a zinger

Thats what she said
Yo! Vezzo he zinged you

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Zing

A non-fatal electric shock

"Damn I just got zinged by that electric cable, dagnammit!"

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zing

Getting a penis in the mouth

i.e. raped orally

"Man, Dave's been getting zinged a lot tonight"
"Yeah, I hope he uses mouthwash"

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zing

to thrust your pelvic region in a outward motion while saying "zing" usually toward someone of the feminent gender.

i was hanging at the bar the other day and two hot babes were there needless to say i zinged em and spilt the blondes drink.

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zing

v.)to burn by means other than a racial or sexual comment (religion, stupidity, etc.)the verb form is rare in actual conversation
n.(zinger)a burn unrelated to sexuality or race; usually recited after the punchline of a joke

includes all jokes not covered by a ponk

v.how do u start a mexican stampede?
how? (asked the man with mexican ties)
roll a nickel down a hill! u just got zung!

n.) "
"
roll a nickel down a hill! Zinger!

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zing zing zooma

to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube

omg i walked in when you ...were?
sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma

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