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When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.
The combination of the two ancient forgotten words of power yeet and zoinks. Uttering these two words together will summon the full force of the all powerful Shagster, who will proceed to melt the eyes out of anyone watching before blowing up the universe.
Josh: "Yeet, Zoinks"
Everyone's Eyes: *Melt*
The Universe: *Yeets out of existence"
When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose
Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked
When you're about to explode on someone or give an outburst.
Jan: "stop being a moron"
Carly: "I'm about to bust a zoinks on you if you say one more thing!!"
the act in which you hit bare boobs and yell “Zoinks boobs” like shaggy from scooby doo
*slaps boobs*
Todd: Zoinks boobs, that was so hot babe!
What you say when you pull the mask off the man fucking your wife.
person 1: What are you doing step bro... Zoinks scoob.
1. What you shout out loud before you bust a big load on a nice stankin' pair of pussy tassle tits.
2. Big ass pussy lips, smells like vaginal secretions.
3. What shaggy said to scooby after chuck norris busted a fat load on their chests.
4. What you say when you snort coke of someones tits.
5. The cousin of a snow job, and a ding king.
6. The alliance practiced by vulture, creature, and primitive panther while riding shotgun, cobain, and mulligan.
7. A phrase practiced by Clive Holmes, Bob Skyler, and Bobby Braininger.
8. Chuck Norris once ate pussy, he claimed it taste so bad he ziggity zoinked a huge loogie thus resulting in the reason we have salt water oceans today.
Like ziggity zoinks scooby doo, like i just fucked thelma up the ass without giving her the common courtesy for a reach around.
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