1% dash

The act of running to your phone charger when your phone is at 1% before it dies

I glanced at my screen in horror, but my 1% dash was not fast enough and my phone died.

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ibl +1

a variation on ibl, or 'in before lock'.
The '+1' is a term used to recognise that you just increased your post count by one.

ibl +1 is used as a term in which you declare the increase of your post count on a thread that will/should be locked.

omg l0lz IBL +1 !!!!!one1!

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July 1

Hottest person alive hands down

-Hey were you born on July 1st

-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot

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#1 fan

you are having sex with a beer cap on doggie style with a giant foam #1 finger on then you whisper in the girls ear the girl last night was better then try and stay in as long as you can

dude last night i gave jenni the #1 fan and stayed in for at least 7 seconds!!!

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october 1

ITS NATIONAL EXPOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY

" omg did you make our relationship public ???? "
" yeah its october 1 , national expose your girlfriend day !! "

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lol!!1

The appearance of the number 1 originates from chatting too fast; the shift key is released too early turning the ! into a 1.

omg lol!!1 he just ganked that pallie!

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January 1

January 1 is national NUT in her face day. Just go up to her and spread ur new year nut all over her face!

January 1:Hey babe lemme nut in ur face real quick

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