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What a quadriplegic isn't.
*John sees quadriplegic commit good deed*
John: Hey bud, you're a real stand-up guy!
Quadriplegic: ...
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short hairstyle popular among 18-24 year-old gay men (mostly overly made-up club goers) -- heavy use of gel or palmade resulting in a small, stiff tussle of hair (sometimes with blond streaks) in front.
"He can't be too straight-acting with that mighty stand-up-for-jesus."
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Having sex once with someone you meet at a running event or race.
I met this chick yesterday at the race and after chowing down some free food, I had a one-run stand.
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when a guy ties his girl up in bed, stuffs a bannana in her mouth, then urinates on her head.
my girl was nagging me all day so I gave her a Louisiana lemonade stand last night to shut her up.
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Similar in nature to a One Night Stand, it involves two people fornicating after going out on one date with plans of never seeing each other again afterwards.
Zed: How was the date last night?
Ted: Fantastic! We ended up doing the nasty!
Zed: So that means you're going to see her again?
Ted: Nah, she was just a One Date Stand
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While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night
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What the new generation means for having rough orgy like sex at 2 in the morning. it's basically a cop-out for hey i just had sex but im not telling
MAN: HEY BABY LETS DO A HANDSTAND
(hand stand)
WOMAN: SURE ITS ALWAYS SO HARD EVEN IF I SEE IT COMING
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