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Dannng look at that chicky-poo, she be rockin them skinny jeans.
I know dude, stfu, shes coming over here.
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The act of two people shitting in the same toilet at the same time
To achieve this one person sits with legs spread apart while the second person sits on their lap and shits between them. Often a form of courtesy in establishment with one bathroom stall.
Person 1:*knock knock knock* DOUBLE POO?!
Person 2: Come on in!
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Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun
The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
Example:
Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"
Lee: (silence)
Rus: "Lee?"
Lee: (deathly silence)
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Before your comfortable passing wind in front of the person you are trying to impress, holding in all your farts means that the tiny fart molecules join together and form a fart poo. Smaller than a regular size poo, just a collection of farts forming one solid mass. Usually when the fart poo is passing through it is accompanied by a fresh batch of very loud farts which echo loudly around the toilet basin.
A person most likely to experience fart poos is the trump collector.
Tom: "I didn't want to fart in front of Naomi the other day so I held in all my farts"
Will: "Surely that can't be good for you"
Tom: "My stomach started hurting, and then I went to the toilet and deposited a fart poo"
"I've been holding in these farts all day now I really need to get rid of this fart poo"
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you have taken a poo and have prceeded to wipe after a few wipes maybe 3 or 4. You feel another small piece off poo coming you have to stop wiping to do the rest of the poo and then have to start all over again with the wiping.
I hate after poo's you have to use so much paper!
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1. Person, either male, female or hermaphodite who feels the dire need to spew nonsensical shit or utter lies to make themselves look better in the eyes of their peers. Usually one who is socially inadequate, personally insecure or, quite simply, a fucktard of immense proportions. 2. One who tells lies to make themselves more fantastic in the eyes of others. 3. One who practices bullshit artistry, more commonly known as a bullshit artist.
1. 'I have a Ferrari F50 in my garage at home!' - 'On your income? What a Poo Shooter.'
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Bet that queer cunt gets hammered up THE POO PIPE
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