video-gaming

noun

The act of dominating a real world activity (usually sports), to such a ridiculous degree that the performance appears more similar to a video game simulation than real life.

"Damn yo, Steph Curry is straight video-gaming the NBA right now."

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RT Game

A RT game is a Twitter based financial debt game where a sub earns debt with a domme thought a RT game post. For the number of times a post is liked/commented/RT'd, the sub will go further into debt. Each engagement (like/comment/RT) earns a certain monetary amount. The sub pays a deposit before doing the game, the amount of which is determined by the domme. The game only runs for a certain, predetermined amount of time, and at the end the total is how much the sub pays. It's almost always paid off with recurring monthly or bi weekly payments.

"This paypig lost £347 to me in a RT game!"

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Game Stopental

Buying a Used Game Stop video game in order to exploit the 7 day return policy, thus playing the game for free.

Ant: "You buy it yet?"

Ricky: "Fuck that, I'm not paying 60 bucks for Battlefield 3, im just going to Game Stopental that shit."

Game Blover

while playing a video game your girlfriend is also giving a blowjob.

Damn i just lost my kill steak thanks to my game blover.

leg game

Your determination to work your legs out and you see results

Damn nigga yo leg game song cuz

waiting game

When two people are interested in one another, but unsure how to proceed with establishing a relationship.

"Hey, have you hooked up with Alex yet?"
"No, it's still a waiting game."

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it's just a game

The most infuriating and bloodlust inspiring phrase a gamer can hear. A phrase that makes you wishes that the person who said it was in the game so you can blow their head off. It is interesting to note that in all cases the gamer did not ask anyone’s opinion regarding the way he/she spends his/her free time, making the statement an unprovoked insulting comment. This bane of the gaming world is often said by a parent/brother/sister or romantic significant other who does not understand the time and effort spent in the game.

1st use: comment
It's said as a response to the gamer's emotional outburst about losing the game (such outbursts include: swearing/yelling and/or throwing the controller/mouse). In any case, the response is unwanted.

2nd use: defense
A person may use the phrase as a defense for causing the gamer to lose, such as by walking in front of the TV or unplugging the gaming device. Being used in this way is like pouring salt on the proverbial wound.

This bane of the gaming world is said by a parent/brother/sister or romantic significant other who does not understand the time and effort spent in the game.

*Ryan playing a game on the last level with the boss so close to being dead, a proton microsope is needed to calculate its remaining life, his sister trips on a cord unplugging the game system*
Ryan: What the fuck?! *throws controller*
sister: *shrugs* It's just a game.

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