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November 1st is the birthday of someone very amazing, a star was born. This person is amazing so if you have a friend born on November 1st don’t remind them they’re the start of No Nut November but, that they’re special. Embarrass them as much as you can.
Person: YOOO ITS NOVEMBER 1st ITS THIS PERSONS BIRTHDAY
The birthday person: *embarrassed* yea.. :)
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The act of running to your phone charger when your phone is at 1% before it dies
I glanced at my screen in horror, but my 1% dash was not fast enough and my phone died.
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Hottest person alive hands down
-Hey were you born on July 1st
-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot
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you are having sex with a beer cap on doggie style with a giant foam #1 finger on then you whisper in the girls ear the girl last night was better then try and stay in as long as you can
dude last night i gave jenni the #1 fan and stayed in for at least 7 seconds!!!
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ITS NATIONAL EXPOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY
" omg did you make our relationship public ???? "
" yeah its october 1 , national expose your girlfriend day !! "
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The appearance of the number 1 originates from chatting too fast; the shift key is released too early turning the ! into a 1.
omg lol!!1 he just ganked that pallie!
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Oop it’s September 1st kiss or strip baby 💋
Hmmmm... strip 😉 your ego down because I’m good thanks.
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