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September 24

Make out with guys named dylan

It’s September 24 I have to makeout with a dylan today.

by Bigdaddy🍎🍎 September 24, 2021

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may 24

a bird's birthday we're all lads have to smack her ass no matter what happens or you will be a fridge

lewis:dude it's may 24 and it's her birthday

louis:let's go and smack her ass

by biffthesexyone April 17, 2020

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October 24

Anyone born on this date has permission to date willy wonka TikTok

October 24th is also national Raping horses day

What are you doing to my horse?!?! Sorry it’s October 24th

by Notarapistofanimals October 17, 2020

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August 24

Probably some Beaner that will clean your house and mow your lawn for 5 bucks

Hey look and August 24 alien

by DefinitelyNotABeaner November 23, 2021

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24 carat asshat

A privileged, wealthy or born into wealth person who exudes an air of obscene and arrogant superiority while demonstrating their true and laughable ignorance as an A1, top-of-the-heap asshat.

Heir to the family fortune, his status as a 24 carat asshat is easily recognized by all who come in contact with him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2017


24 december

Devora’s birthday

24 December today happy birthday devora

by Arovef133 October 16, 2019

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24/7/365

A phrase used by stupid people who don't realize the illogic of what they're saying.

"He's an idiot 24/7/365!"

"Wait.. so are you saying he's an idiot 24 hours a day 7 days a week 365 weeks every 7 years?"

"Huh..?"

"Are you saying he's an idiot nonstop for 7 years or did you just include a redundant 7 in there. Why not just say 24/365 that would mean the exact same thing."

"Whatever"

"Well you're the one making the statement about someone's intelligence. Isn't it ironic that you just proved that you're a fucking mental incompetent?"

"Fuck you dude"

"And there's the charm"

by dwb1729 May 8, 2014

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