When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"
me and josh Christian loopholed after class.
The fro that resides on the head of a Christian. Often confused with a Jew Fro.
Guy 1: I hate that kid with the Jew Fro he hates Jesus.
Guy 2: Naw dude that's a Christian Fro, he's loves Jesus!
The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever
It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity
The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.
Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.
69๐ 11๐
A place where the swearing of ANYONE isn't tolerated, and shall not tarnish the Holy land we have been blessed with, anyone who does not obey these rule will be politely asked to leave.
Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.
Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(
15๐ 2๐
Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.
Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.
63๐ 10๐
The object of all womens affection after you read all 3 books. Mommy Porn.
I am in Christian Greys sub club
262๐ 60๐