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Payed Sick day, Not show up for work, be a shit cunt.
Tom or Patrick
Fuck work,
I’m weak as piss, I’m going to take a Davis day.
Jed Davies is the sexiest lad to ever walk the earth, any girl he likes is automatically a 10, this geezer knows no boundaries on pussy slaying and will take on 500 bitches in one weekend and will definitely be the last man standing
Girl 1: I wish Jed Davies would slay my pussy
Girl 2: same
A sometimes clever, almost always stupid joke that is usually responded to in one of three ways:
1. An ingenuine pity-laugh
2. A disapproving headshake
3. A genuine laugh representing appreciation for the "pun-intended" one-liner
"Wow those are big enchiladas!"
Davis-"Well they don't call them encha-littles!"
What "A Davis Joke"
Cool some times,loves Pacman games and football is his life,and he is always trying to fit in and be number one
Delon Davis is a handsome friendly guy who got all the girls he want. And is very nice too
Hey Delon Davis you’re so handsome.