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Is a noble alpha. Driven by duty, with a sense for adventure. He worries too much, and has outlets such as sports, , festivals, and women. He has a caring heart and will always offer a helping hand. He is very skilled with his body and hands. He can charm the skirts off the ladies if he really wanted to. Very respectful. Dream man.
Was probably a viking in a past life
He drew me in..<3
A tall, fat boy from Alabama with usually blonde or brown hair. He is nice but normally a back stabbing bitch who will use you to get what he wants. He’s a fisher who cooks his shit on the toilet and fucks men for fun.
“Damn who’s that ugly fat queer?”
“Oh him? His names Drew”
Enjoys being in the state of Idaho. A drew can be a drew without his full name being andrew.
In fact, is one with the state of Idaho.
Says things like "That's a big boy."
Says inspirational things in times of need.
Is very attractive and especially girls named molly get huge crushes on him.
A friend to peasants and royalty alike.
Drew- That's a big boy. That's all you need to know.
A boy, a...um what should I say, unique, no...Oh! Drew is a young man who is one of a kind.
He has a small, but amazing group of friends. He will always stick up for his brothers from other mothers. He has a wonderful talent for drawing, and sketching. He also finds Anime as a nice addiction... make sure not to judge him he will go on the defensive. I mean he can be a asshole, but only for the right reasons.
Drew is a wacky and whimsical elf creature native to the continent of East America.
He is an unusually small fellow that you can fit inside of your pocket; he is able to expand whenever you ask him to, and can be used as a life-raft in dangerous situations.
Once a Drew turns 18 years of age, he may participate in mating season. (Ain't much of a season, it's only December 31 - January 1.)
All Drews drop a Dogecoin(s) in a well, wishing that they will find a Mariah to mate with before sundown.
Once a Drew successful finds a Mariah, he is allowed to start a family and use his coins in any way he wants to.
Drews who deposit Dogecoins with higher sums of money will be granted significantly more luck during mating season.
Stealing/theft is VERY frowned-upon in Drew-society, Drews who steal other's coins will have -1 coin taken away and used as tax dollars, and will be forever cursed with ugly Mariahs during mating season.
Unfortunately, as of the current year, (2345) the Drew species is endangered, many Drews cannot use their coins during mating season.
Researchers have found that roughly 73% of Drews are out of coins due to severe inflation of the necessities of life, milk, bread, etc. therefore, most Drews cannot find mates to produce more and more Drews.
This is all that is scientists currently know about the Drew, many manuscripts are subject to change in the future.
Follow the New Drewke Post for more information soon to come.
Drew is an adorable elf-man who lives in New Drewke City, he owns a Toyota Supra and loves his dog.
A quite and shy person. Not a very popular or active kind of guy. Was very intelligent and is a straight A student.
A guy that is quite awesome to be around cares for everyone and is not very selfish at all. Normally makes girls fall for him in the snap of a finger and loves to give back to other people and is sometimes a little bit too much of a showoff and is excellent at technology and usually is the nerd out of everyone in the room that also hates school and doesn't give too fucks about what teachers say to him. Drew's are hard to come by, That's why were so special also very nervous.
Wow I've never met someone like Drew?
Drew I love you so much!