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The hottest guy in the world. He has red hair, and is very muscular. If you ever meet a Gary you should ask him to date you, even though he will probably say no. He also has at least a 8 inch penis.
Oh my god is that Gary, he is so sexy
He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.
All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.
He’s a sexy bastard that likes bunda, especially Susan’s. GOD DAM! Is what gary says to that fine piece of cake
Gary
Adj: Great protector
Noun: An object used to give women pleasure
Adj: Oh my god that man is such a Gary saving all those people
Noun: Babe pass the Gary to me I wanna have fun
To bail on an event last minute.
Awe man, we're going to be one short. Fucking Chad pulled a Gary and texted me this morning that he can't get out of work.
A 16 Year Old with ADD who lies and backstabs people from Bullworth Academy.
Gary "I can get people expelled and put several kids into therapy unfairly and he still likes me!!"
(Gary instantly gets Jimmy, Pete, and others expelled or therapy)
Gary "ha ha ha ha, I rule this school."