Gorilla nipples

When a person has nipples that look like you are able to mold them like you would with Play-Doh (usually small but pointy)

"Dude I saw this guy the other day who sculpted his gorilla nipples so well that they looked like bananas hanging from his tits."

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Gorilla Logic

Gorilla Logic is the half-witted way of figuring out a problem, asking a question or giving someone an explanation that makes absolutely no sense at all.

When someone comes downstairs and asks you "Do you have a vanilla envelope that I can borrow?"..(he really means manilla envelope).Or, if your roommate takes lightbulbs from your room when he runs out because "you make more money that I do"... This is Gorilla Logic.

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gorilla munch

To shovel food or "munch" into someone's face as they sleep.

While Andrew was sleeping we hit him with some mad gorilla munch.

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Gorilla grip

When you’re smashing a chick from the back and stick your finger in her ass and she squeezes it

(Used in the Caribbean)

“She got that gorilla grip”

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Gorilla salad

When a girl shaves her pussy, but still has some hair around her asshole.

Amanda likes to have her gorilla salad tossed.

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gorilla pimp

1) Tom Brady
2) Someone who travels to Miami on 21 October 2007, throws 5 touchdown passes, gets a break from the coach who puts in the back-up until the back-up gives up an interception then he goes back in the game and throws another touchdown pass. This is being done while Bridget Moynahan is back in LA taking care of his kid and then goes home to Gisele, one of the worlds hottest supermodels ever.
3)Provides significant Gorilla Pimpitude to Wes Welker's career.

If you just dropped 6 touchdown passes and 354 yards on the Dolphins in Miami while Bridget Moynahan is taking care of your kid back in LA before you are going home to score touchdowns with Gisele and o-by-the-way you already have 3 Super Bowl rings, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

If I am Bridget Moynahan and you are my baby daddy, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

If I am Gisele and I have your stiff wang in my insanely beautiful and tight ass, then 'Hi,' you are Tom Brady and you, sir, are a Gorilla Pimp.

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Spanking a Gorilla

To tackle and dominate any hard task or situation.

A positive thing

Injust busted out with a serious backside 360. I spank gorillas

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