Matt Murdock

Matt Murdock, the cutest cinnamon vigilante roll out there.

Is an altar boy who attends church every Sunday and has holy water and a braille bible on his nightstand

He’s also a really good lawyer

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: oh, that perfect blind cutie who throws his cane in ally’s followed by hard core parkour and an un necessary amount of flips?
Person 1: yea
Person 2: oh that’s Matt Murdock

12👍 3👎

Matt Hofman

Best musician and best sex god great friend and best lover!!!!
He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!

Man that guy was such a matt Hofman!!!

8👍 3👎

Matt K.

The coolest person ever, tends to shed a tear while watching Blood Diamond and likes eating milkshakes late at night. Apparently, is an "eternal sex god" who also gets involved in various other ahem "activities."

I met this kid named Matt K., he worked with me. He was pretty much the coolest guy ever.

35👍 23👎

matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga

girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S

11👍 5👎

Matt Suey

A term in reference to having a friend have sex with a girl before you do. Matt Suey was a fullback for the Chicago Bears in the 1980s, often plowing through defenders so Walter Payton could run free.

Yeah, Hank is my Matt Suey, he nailed Tiffany before I hooked up with her.

37👍 25👎

Matt Willis

Ex member of the boyband Busted. Gone solo with a range of rock-pop songs. Currently dating emma griffiths. He is hot, sexy and can sing extreamly well. Once appeared in an episode of Casualty as a drug dealer. Has the middle name of James. His real last name is sergeant, but goes by Matt willis. He also has his own personal myspace site.

"matt willis has myspace!"

28👍 18👎

matt ford

a very sexy guy with beautiful hair and god like soccer skills. a very smart and funny guy with perfect everything. he also enjoys making love to melons and dogs. yo mama

i feel like matt ford, i enjoy loving on melons and dogs.

15👍 8👎