A guy who acts cool in front of his friends but when he's dating someone has a big soft spot for them and is a little awkward when dating but in a cute way. He probably dates girls who act like him. He probably dates girls named Ariana, Madeline, Sarah, and Gianna.
Person A: Hey remember when you dated Parker?
Person B: Yeah I still love him
Dumb and total simp
Parker is such a simp he will do anything to be with women
Parker the type of person who likes to play with girls feelings and will stop at nothing to get what he wants.
Girl: Oh its parker he's a player.
A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
a curly head ass nigga who can’t save a goal for his life
“Parker watch out there’s a ball going towards the goal get it”
Parker lets it in then punches the ground
He's a player. He is usually a brunette. He says he likes you but he is already dating someone.