Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.

Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.

pirates salad

When someone butt chugs a bottle of rum and you chug it out of their butt

Chad: "dude the party got so crazy last night, I got a pirates salad from Stacey!"

seattle salad

Weed

I am going to get some seattle salad

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put there flaccid penises in a girls mouth

Let's all enjoy a noodle salad in Emma's mouth

Ambrosia salad

A insult to the white person, aka cracker . A very insulting term...

Hey cracker example hey ambrosia salad shut up

brown salad

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.

Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime

Texas Salad

The act of putting hot sauce on the salad before tossing that bitch

Yo melissa had the best Texas Salad I've ever tasted