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Taylor Swift official page
Taylor Swift official page
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When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.
That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
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a word to replace the name of any kind of illegal substance that you do not want to say in public
dude do you have any more of that swift sugar
The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".
See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.
((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!
Did somebody do that or was it emergent behavior? Because that shit would be hilarious if it's generating porn about my nemesis on it's own. Heheheh... I'm going to murder you all.
Hym "I should probably check out that Taylor Swift A.I. porn before they scrub it from the internet.... Wait, it's not solo is it? I don't watch solo porn...."
chart hungry mf who releases remixes on remixes to get to the number one spot on bbh100, she reeks of desperation, and has inorganic number one hits.
taylol remix swift couldn't, you 0.39$ stan
A new derogatory term given to the kansas city chiefs team and fans after patrick mahomes got together with tayor swift
Swiftes fan: Oh yeah patrick mahomes is the best qb ever!
Anybody else: Fucking swifties man.