football hair

A hairstyle associated largely with African-American men who play American football; essentially a mass of long, haphazardly-done braids, it is somewhere between dreadlocks and cornrows. Sort of like hockey hair for black people.

I saw a guy walking down the street the other day. He was about 6'6" in a business suit with a serious case of football hair, and I had to seriously resist the temptation to ask him where he played.

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hair boner

Goose bump (AKA pilo-erection).

That song is so cool it gives me hair boners.

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scene hair

For girls, scene hair is very, very choppy, usually dyed black with one or two thick random blonde chunks. It's perfectly straight all the time, with bangs that cover one or both eyes. VERY, VERY volumous, with a lot of product used, such as certain shampoos, hair wax, mousses, and sprays. Cute little plastic hairclips, bows, or headbands with polkadots are worn in the hair(and usually don't serve any purpose besides being cute.)

For boys, scene hair is about 2.5 to 3 inches long in the back, and about chin-length in the front. It is usually dyed black with a chunk of blonde or kool-aid red, with the bangs hanging in front of the eyes. The back is spiked up, while the bangs are perfectly straight. Fauxhawks are also considered scene for both boys and girls alike. bandannas can be worn around the head as well, not serving any purpose besides the certain "look" it creates.

scene boys are so hott. yummmy.

Well, for girls, I guess my hair could be an example of scene hair. It's dyed blue-black, extremely volumous, perfectly straight, with very, very choppy layers. My bangs hang in front of my left eye, and i'm currently (^_^) wearing a bright yellow plastic bow on the right side.

Fcuk all you haters. (>_<)

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black hair

brilliant. quite rare to have if you're not black/asian/hispanic/arabic.

i'm have natural black hair, it's jet black.

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chicken hair

The fine hairs between the anus and vagina, continuing on to lightly surround the anus.

"I thought going doggy style with the lights on was a solid plan...until I was ambushed by a mane of chicken hair. Damn."

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hockey hair

A mid-length, fluffyish mullet associated with hockey players, especially those from Canada and Eastern Europe in the 1990s. Compare football hair.

Now that's something you don't see anymore -- that guy's got the old-school hockey hair. Business in front, beating in the back.

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Hair Gel

Semen that is being used to style hair

In the movie "There's Something About Mary", Cameron Diaz's character Mary asks Ben Stiller's character Ted "Is that... is that hair gel? " and proceeds to wipe fresh cum off his left ear to style her hair with, without waiting for his answer.

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