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Key Club is a service organization, and is the oldest and largest high school service organization in the world. It is entirely student led, and has many levels of organization.
It is impossible to lump Key Club into a convenient stereotype, as its members are very diverse: there are clubs in America, Canada, Jamaica, and even Malaysia!
Like any club, there is a good chunk of members that are participating only for expediency, but that is why they rarely ever rise past the club level, as in accordance to the “Peter Principle.” And so with that in mind, Key Club should not be judged by members that do it solely for college-applications.
On the club level, Key Clubs help the community, be it through tutoring younger students, helping run bingo night at the senior center, or making houses for the homeless. On an large scale, Key Club International and many districts fundraise for other organizations, such as Grassroots Soccer United, a program devoted to combating AIDS in Africa, UNICEF, one of the most recognized children’s organization in the world, and the Children’s Miracle Network, a nonprofit that benefits hospitalized kids and purchases up-to-date equipment, trains staff, and conducts life-saving research.
All in all, Key Club is an organization that follows worthy causes, encourages involvement in the community, and promotes the declining values of caring and inclusiveness.
"Hey, are you going to go to the Key Club meeting today?"
"Heeeeeeell Yeah!"
"What about your girlfriend? I thought she wanted to hang out afterschool!"
"Oh, I broke up with her so I could have more time to do COMMUNITY SERVICE!!!"
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My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!
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Similar to queen of spades and queen of hearts but instead of a womans preference being a white guy or even a black guy it's instead its a hispanic/latino man.
Dude1: hey why's Mary always with Mexican guy?
Dude2: oh she's a queen of clubs
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A secret Fraternal Order of Gentleman containing only hand selected members who exhibit true class. The mission of the Gentleman's Club is to insure that the world stays aware of the importance of class and gentlemanly acts of chivalry in the area of politics, economics, and the never ending importance of the all-American party. Stay Classy America.
The Gentleman's Club comes to the rescue of those who have been polluting the world with classless acts of torture to society
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Drunken madness, balla, sick as fuck, rage, hammer time.
"Ski club fucked me up at Tahoe this weekend"
"I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUCK I'M HIGH AS HELL"
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a retard, or dork. Mostly used to describe an irritating person. Someone who is silly.
Person 1: 2+2=3
Person 2: ...Club Nugget..
Person 1: Why? D:
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1. This is about the 2 of Clubs. 2 of clubs, like in cards you know. It means "Show your boobs" or like, "Lift up your shirt and show off your juggs." It is considered the highest honor to be presented with the 2 of Clubs--not to be taken lightly or shown to just any girl with boobs. Reserved specifically for those with great ones.
2. The folkloric character Dr.Bones is said to keep a 2 of Clubs in his top hat.
Guy: (Shows girl a 2 of Clubs)
Girl: (Takes off shirt and bra)
Guy: "Damn. Those are the finest titties I have ever seen."
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